The Arsonist: Like kids with matches, except it's a blog

Bush to Star in “V for Vendetta 2″

C Mart — Wed, 03 Sep 2008 02:43:39 +0000

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SNL Weekend Update with Senator Palin!

C Mart — Sat, 30 Aug 2008 21:14:51 +0000

McCain’s choice in running mate is hill-lair-rious!

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Pour Some Suge On Me

C Mart — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 01:33:43 +0000

Surprise. Surprise. Suge Knight is arrested. Again. Honestly, I am sorry to hear about his girlfriend’s beat down but what the hell was she thinking? “Oh - I’m gonna change him cuz I’m special?”

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Akeelah and the Ball

C Mart — Mon, 25 Aug 2008 02:25:34 +0000

All I am saying is, its nice that folks are working. Ice Cube is “keeping it real, keeping it raw” alongside Keke Palmer in this summer’s smash hit, #1 black comedy based on a sport summer movie, “The Longshots”. As Dre would say “been there, done that”.

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Seriously! WTF! WTF!

C Mart — Fri, 15 Aug 2008 01:56:41 +0000

“Clinton’s Name Will Be Put in Nomination?” Seriously? She lost fair and square. If Clinton wins. If Obama loses. (now its a possibility - I’ve seen enough political thriller movies to know) I will personally get on a plane, fly to Illinois, rent a car from Enterprise, drive out and bitch slap Barack. And I [...]

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Very Graceful, Camera Girl

C Mart — Mon, 11 Aug 2008 15:05:07 +0000

This shit is hilarious. I’m reading the LA Times blog on the John Edwards/Rielle Hunter video tapes. That line is far more humorous than the Edwards’ “Ken Doll” comment.

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WTF? Holy Sh*t…..

The Arsonist — Sat, 09 Aug 2008 15:02:54 +0000

Were the Arsonists exact reactions when hearing that Bernie died this morning. While not a huge Bernie fan there was something comforting about knowing that a seemingly run- of -the -mill guy was out there hob-nobbing with Brad Pitt and George Clooney in Hollywood movies. Bernie even held down the lead in a couple of his [...]

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Young, Ungifted and Stupid

The Arsonist — Fri, 08 Aug 2008 13:21:21 +0000

Marketing these days is completely beyond the pale. But The Arsonist has never understood todays measure of success in any reasonable fashion anyway. This “Be Kanye” brain trust is the latest example of things run amok. While the The Arsonist is in favor of the 40 Year Old Virgin credo of tackling “drunk bitches”, one would figure [...]

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Life After Film School

C Mart — Fri, 08 Aug 2008 02:14:48 +0000

Here I am, enjoying Hulu, until one program thoroughly pisses me off. Have you checked out “Life After Film School”. Can’t we at least PRETEND that black or female filmmakers matter? Where the hell is “token”? Are you telling me that Spike said no to publicity? Sheet. Exactly what stories could Kevin Bacon share that [...]

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There’s Something About Farv-ver-rer

C Mart — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 23:34:09 +0000

There’s only two things I remember that were funny in that Farrelly Bros movie (sorry, kids, I just wasn’t a fan). The “hair gel” and Brett Farve - more specifically, all attempts to say his last name. I think its lovely that he has chosen the NY (aren’t they NJ?) Jets as his final resting [...]

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