Dive into the archives.
- Pour Some Suge On Me
Surprise. Surprise. Suge Knight is arrested. Again. Honestly, I am sorry to hear about his girlfriend’s beat down but what the hell was she thinking? “Oh - I’m gonna change him cuz I’m special?”
- Reconsider: Republican Presidents Are Good for Business & Wall Street.
Dubya really threw the US into the toilet, didn’t he? I thought Republican’s mandate was strong for small business, strengthening the economy, conservative fiscal spending… I hope all of those people who waited for iPhones for 8 hours this week will wait on line to vote. Hmm…”vote and get a free iPhone”.
- Craigs List: “I’m Your Pusher”
Can you imagine circling a job in the New York Times help wanted section that read “Seeking Administrative Assistant for Cocaine Friendly Law Firm?”
This from Craigs List, under crew, “Seeking 420 Friendly Film Staff (no pay sorry! possible intern credit?)”. You should see all the responsibilities and time commitment required for this poor sap. And they want him/her to do this, stoned, in time for Sundance due date? At least coke will increase your productivity.
Out of curiosity I did a search on the origins of the term “420″ and found this link.
- “He’s A Lovely Kid”
Imus is back. Open mouth insert foot. Apparently, his intent on asking “What color is he” (in regards to the sixth arrests of Dallas Cowboys Adam Jones) was to show he is down with the people, he understands the struggles of blacks in America. I don’t want Al Sharpton speaking for me so I sure as hell don’t want Imus speaking for me. Imus - you’re back. Not black.
- Dubya: 3 Years Late. Several Dollars Short.
Um - how many more days must we suffer “the fool on the hill?”
Anyway, wondrous Dubya (aka the Prez) announced today that he vowed to speed up relief for flood victims in the Midwest. Seeing as people in Louisiana are still homeless from Katrina, perhaps we should further inspect exactly what he means by “Speed”. He’ll probably mention “the good ol’ times”.
ps the answer is 216 Days.
- Year of the Dog
DMX is an idiot.He has a home in Cave Creek, Arizona. One of the richest places in the desert. Yet, he decides to use a fake name to evade a medical bill at the Mayo Clinic and thinks no one will recognize him? (fyi: the black population in Cave Creek is .3%. So even if the nurses missed “Romeo Must Die”, they’d still remember this black moron).
- And Allah Created Woman…
This news item is a few weeks old but still worthy of an Arsonist chastising: French pin-up girl, Brigitte Bardot, is on trial (again) for racial hatred against Muslims. For a woman who was condemned by the Catholic League of Decency, she should be a bit more open to any god who’ll take her in.
[tags]Brigitte Bardot, Islam, Indecent, French[/tags]
- MySpace? MyPlace?
Ashley Alexandra Dupre’s MySpace page will probably be the hottest page this month. I am just tickled that she was paid $1000/hr as a prostitute, had an apartment in the Flatiron district and had no idea she was sleeping with Eliot Spitzer. Remind me again: what is the purpose of my Ivy League education and Masters Degree?
[tags]Eliot Spitzer, Ashley Alexandra Dupre, Prostitute[/tags]
- Please Don’t Squeeze
I am having issues with this news item at AP: “Deputies say a woman in western Kansas became stuck on her boyfriend’s toilet after sitting on it for two years.” As nasty as it sounds, normally I would think, “Kansas? Ok. Sure. That could happen”. But when I read the Sheriff’s name is Mr Whipple? Now I feel like I am on an episode of Ashton Kutcher’s Pop Fiction.
[tags]Mr Whipple, Toilet, So So Sad, Ashton Kutcher, Fool[/tags]
- Dummy
CMart stole my stolen picture.
- Client #9
I really don’t have anything to add regarding Eliot Spitzer. I think its hilarious. I’m not actually shocked (it’s always the uptight boys with the most skeletons in their closets). My only wish was that for once, one of these politicians’ wives would say “screw you” and not do the mea culpa press conference.
Probably the best part of this is that NY will now have a Black Blind Governor. That’s pretty cool.
[tags]Eliot Spitzer, Prostitution Ring, Scandal!, David A Patterson[/tags]
- Maxim Foolishness
I just read in the Times about some big author whose autobiography is one big fat lie. Sadly, I am becoming desensitized to this. Now, I read on one of my favorite blogs, MusicMarketing.com, that Maxim Magazine lies about their album reviews? I could care less about Maxim. I doubt their subscribers buy it “for the articles” so maybe they should stop writing them.
[tags]Maxim, Lies, Love and Consequences, Margaret B Jones, Margaret Seltzer, James Kaminsky, Black Crowes[/tags]
- La Vie en Stupide
France produced some of the most astute, profound thinkers and social commentators of all time: Simone de Beauvoir, Rene Descartes, Jean Paul Sartre…alas, recent Oscar award recipient Marion Cotillard will not be carrying on this tradition. Yes, Marion, we did land on the Moon. And in case you are wondering, no it is not made out of cheese.
[tags]Marion Cotillard, La Vie en Rose, France, Huffington Post, 9/11, The Moon[/tags]
- Ford is Shameless!!!
I’m in the agonizing process of watching the new “Knight Rider”. My friends and I are in absolute hysterics that in the first chase scene every single car in the chase or on the road is a Ford. What a way to break the 4th wall. Product placement sucks. However the KITT wardrobe change was cool.
[tags]Ford, Product Placement, KITT, Knight Rider[/tags]
- Priorities of the “American People”
I love this country. Since it’s Super Tuesday, my readers are probably out voting, and missed this fascinating tidbit about some goings on in Florida.
A St. Augustine, Fla., woman stopped for suspected drunken driving on Super Bowl Sunday made sure the seat belt was snugly around her front-seat passenger: a case of Busch beer. Trouble is, according to First Coast News, Tina Williams’ 1-year-old daughter in the back seat had neither a belt nor child seat.
- What’s In A Name?
Y’know how every year there is a really popular song. It sucks but it’s always on the radio and you just can’t wait for it to go out of rotation. And because it is a good world, it eventually does. Oh - well. Not when it comes to celebrities. I SO wish OJ Simpson would go out of circulation, but he busies himself with joining groups called, “The Assassins”. THE ASSASSINS?
Relatives of murder victim Ron Goldman won a court order on Tuesday seizing any money O.J. Simpson earns for lending his name and likeness to a football video game with a fictional team called the Assassins and a knife-wielding mascot.
- Coolest Gadget…For Idiots
People! Google was kidding when they introduced Google Paper. It was a joke. An April Fools Joke. Perhaps Americans are just that dumb that they need to print out their emails in order to read them. Introducing the “The Computerless Email Printer“. Next a cell phone that doesn’t need batteries… you just have to plug the power cord/AC adaptor into the wall to receive a call.
Ah technology!
[tags]Email[/tags]
- Manage Donkey Kong in 12 Steps
CMart thinks it would be fun to become a doctor, especially a psychiatrist. Then she could play games like “let’s create a new addiction and convince insurance companies to cover it”. Obviously people don’t want to take responsibility for their own stupid behavior. And we must have found a cure for all of the real diseases out there that health insurance companies should be addressing, so what’s the harm?
- Please, Mind Your Health!
You know what I hate? The nurses at my doctor’s office are fat. So why should I listen to them about my health? There are plenty of NYPD who are overweight. (just look). No wonder there are so many police shootings. They can’t run to catch up with a suspect so its easier to fire. In a similar vein, I think if a politician of a high rank is chronically tete a tete with the Grim Reaper, shouldn’t we ask him to step down? Anyone who has had 4 heart attacks at the young age of 66 obviously has risky lifestyle habits: quick to judge others, to resort to anger & violence when faced with conflict and the arrogance to believe foreign implements (in this case, defibrillator) will save his heart over and over.
[tags]Dicke Cheney, Poor Health[/tags]
- Join The Club
Ah yes. Isaiah Washington was cut from “Grey’s Anatomy” and his comment was “I’m mad as hell and…” You know how the line goes. (Pretty cliche if you ask me. ) Certainly T.R. Knight was mad as hell for being called a faggot in public, the network is probably “mad as hell” for Isiah ruining Emmy night… Everyone is mad as hell. For once, Isaiah is part of the club.
[tags]Isaiah Washington, Grey’s Anatomy, ‘Bout Time[/tags]
